?

Log in

The world is a scary place >.<...

I've had a rather interesting night.

Read more...Collapse )

A meme rebooted XD

I actually had this meme up a few years ago. While some people that are still on my F-list did it, I want to see what the answers would be now, and who from too XD. You can either leave a comment with your answers to me, or you can pm me with them if you prefer XD

1.Who are you to me?
2.How long have we known each other?
3.How did we meet?
4.Do you know who I have a secret crush on?
5.Give me a nickname/explain why.
6.Your 1st impression of me?
7.Do you still think that way?
8.What reminds you of me?
9.If you could give me anything what would it be?
10.When's the last you saw me?
11.What's the most fun we've had together?
12.What's the last thing you remember us talking about?

Tags:

I want to become a recluse...

Tonight, my son and I had a movie night at a local theater. They were showing the original Godzilla, and the tickets were a good price, so we went. And it was a rather enjoyable night, that is until we got to the car. My son left his side car door unlocked. Someone took that as an invite to rummage through my car. I don't blame my son. As the adult, I should have double checked the doors myself, but even with an unlocked car, that doesn't give people the right to go through others stuff.

Nothing is missing of value, that I can tell. But, my car is a total and utter disaster area too, by my own doing XD. Usually, anything of real value, I keep at home, or in my purse, which I had with me. So I'm not so worried about that. This is my evil side coming out, but I hope they cut themselves on the kitchen knife I have in my glove box, and were thoroughly disappointed that they didn't find anything of value XD LOL. I still feel violated though. :( I'm going to still check though in the morning when I have more light to check. And I'm sleeping downstairs, just in case those creeps got my address too...

Ugh...between my job, and this, I seriously weep for humanity...

Tags:

I love mad libs XD

Dear Sister Mary GACKT,

I am writing you to ask if you would consider letting my son Tessa come back to school at St. Jon. I know that he behaved in a way that was both tasty and sexy but if you are willing to speak to him St. Jon, he would like to sincerly apologize for the following.

1 ) kissing his teacher.

2 ) Calling his classmate Takumi a ' ambulance '.

3 ) Bringing dorky magazines with photos of David Bowie to school.

4 ) Refusing to sleep during reading time.

5 ) Praying for clothes during prayer time.

6 ) Writing his name in vodka on the side of the school.

Please forgive him, and consider letting him back. He really is a crazy child, and has since been put on medication that he is taking 13 times a day. He feels mean and misses everyone very much.


Thank you and God bless.


Sincerly,
Chacha Sarah


The site is here

http://www.wordlibs.com/

Tags:

A friend of mine invited me to a "Ladies Night" that has a $25 entrance fee. Now it actually is for a good cause, but I got to thinking this...I could take that money, donate it to the charity of my choice, stay at home, get as blitzed as I want, eat what I want, and if I want to watch someone strip, I'll just pop in my YFCz dvd XD. And that way, I also hear the music I want LOL. And I'll know for a fact that I like watching them strip XD LOL. Cuz I've been to only one "Ladies Night" before, and a couple of the strippers, the music or the fact that the face did nothing for me (I'm a face person XD) kills it for me XD. Someone could have a killer body, but the face can ruin it XD, but I couldn't tell you what I like in a face though. Yes, I'm strange XD. Gods, I sound so shallow XD, but perhaps people get what I mean? Maybe? XD

On to other things XD

My foot at least now isn't bothering me as badly as it was, so I guess it's healing.

I haven't touched sudafed in almost 2 months thanks to a homeopathic sinus medicine I bought. It works great! And I haven't had nearly as many headaches, or if I do, they are easily gotten rid of. I'm sure some have heard me talk about my sinus headaches, so you know this is really something if I can get rid of them easily now!

Today is the first day of my CW. I was kinda surprised because I don't recall too much PMS, but at least this means I don't have to deal with it when I go on vaycay next month XD. And I'm also using reusable pads! They are SO MUCH BETTER than disposable too! Hardly any smell at all. I'm so pleased!

I'm still sadcakes about not being able to see G this year, but that doesn't mean I don't want anyone going to not have a good time. I want whoever gets to go to have a GREAT time, and take some of my KiAi with you too please!

This turned into a rather random sort of post XD

Tags:

Tessa on cats...

I figure if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at XD

This is my reaction to hearing a kitten cry yesterday.

Me: *standing at the front screen door*

Kitten: *pitiful kitten meow*

Me: OH KITTEN! *rushes out the door looking frantically for this kitten*

Kitten: *pitiful meow again*

Me: *looks across the street in the neighbor's driveway* *spots an itty bitty black ball of fluff*
OH HI KITTY!!!!! *WAVES FRANTICALLY* COME HERE KITTYKITTYKITTY!!!!!

Kitten: *remains sitting in driveway when gray tabby sibling sits down beside it*

Me: OH!!!! TWO OF THEM!!!! HI KITTIES! *MAKES FRANTIC "COME HERE" MOTION WITH HANDS"* I WANT TO PET YOU!!!!
*hears voice of hubby in head "DON'T YOU DARE!!!!"*
*then realizes how crazy she looks then retreats sadly into the house*


Yup, that's my reaction to kitties XD, and Hello Kitty too it seems XD

Tags:

Yes, another post...

I must be on a roll. This is my 3rd post this week XD. This one is related to the poll that was on G's OHP. I forgot to do it >.<...I'm such a bad fan. Anyways, I'll share what I put for the categories here, since it's too late for the OHP. Some I'm leaving blank, and I'll explain why with each one.

So without further ado, my answer to the poll:

Answers here...Collapse )

Tags:

That plan didn't work...

Last night, I decided to lie down and listen to G. It was supposed to help me narrow down my list for the 10 best. Did it work? HELL NO!!!! It just made it harder to pick XD. But hey, he certainly did relax me <3. I like that On-the-go feature my iPod has. Made it easier to at least just pick G songs without having to constantly mess with going to the different albums and such. Oh well, it may not have worked for my list, but it did work in just making me love him more...and wanting to skin him for making such wonderful music, and in doing so, making it harder to pick songs XD LOL.

Ugh, this weekend is the Apple Blossom festival. And as usual, I'm working. At least it should be quiet at work. Maybe. I hope XD. I would love to at least go to Sunday in the Park, which have crafts and stuff like that, but alas, I'll be working exactly when it's going on >.<...Sunday in the Park is the only thinng I'm interested in tbh XD. I don't care for the rest of it at all. I don't really care for going to the parades, or anything else for that matter. For me, this festival just makes traffic hell in town, and our roads can't really handle the traffic we already have, much less festival traffic.

It can also bring people into town with less than good intentions. At the old house, people would show up at my doorstep at ungodly hours of the night, asking to use the phone, asking for money, asking for me to call the police...The scary thing with the phone one was one guy had come up to the door, but I could see his friends milling around the main sidewalk. Who's to say that if I had let the one guy in, the others wouldn't have busted in and robbed me, or worse. Cuz it seemed to me they were trying to hide that they were there. It also didn't make sense considering there was a 24 hour store across the road that had pay phones. Another time, I heard yelling and the car door slamming and peeling out. A woman insisted I let her in to use my phone and give her money. Um, no...Then she tried the sympathy card because it "is cold out here". That's when I pointed her in the direction of the 24 hour store. And another person asked for money, and came back twice in one week asking. I said I have NO MONEY! The police one was really scary cuz the dog was barking and I thought it was hubby. I open the door and there's some guy on my back porch asking for me to call the police. I closed and locked the door as fast as I could. Of course I called the police. Then I heard fighting on the porch and the guy started pounding on my door, trying to get in, yelling at me to call the cops. I'm glad I locked that door >.<....Nothing like that has happened here. But we are in a residential area, and the old house was on a main road. I'm glad hubby is home this weekend. Most festival weekends, he worked. I still think I'm turning on all outside lights this weekend.

Tags:

2 things I'm going to try!

"Get Rid of Ants Solution

This is a recipe for getting rid of those pesky ants that come every spring and summer. Mix up the solution, pack cotton balls in a jar cover, put the solution on and they will be gone.

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
3 tablespoons boric acid
3 cups warm water

Directions:
1. Mix the sugar and boric acid well.
2. Add the warm water slowly, mixing all the while so it won't be too lumpy.
3. Store in a jar until ready to use.
4. When ready to use, put cotton into the top of a jar lid to fill it and then saturate the cotton to the top.
5. Place it in the location where it is needed.
6. Note: This solution will keep for a long while. A good technique is to drip a drop or two over the edge of the lid to rest on the counter so the ants will find the solution sooner. It sometimes takes a little while for them to find it, but find it they will. When they do, do not disturb them as they drink. They will hang over the edge of the lid and drink for a while and then take it back to the nest killing the colony. Almost overnight they will be gone."

I seriously need to try this! They are so annoying! On a side note, does anyone know where I might be able to get boric acid? O.O

And then there is coloring eggs with kool aid XD

You just take 2/3 cup water and the kool aid pack and mix it together. I want to try it! My store brand is like only ten cents a piece.

Tags:

My randoms post...yes randoms I say! XD

I saw an SUV in the parking lot at work. It had a sticker with scrolly pink letters that said, "I drive like a Cullen"...My first thought? "Oh, so that means you drive like an idiot. Good to know..." XD

Another rant about watches...for the love of everything, clean off the bio crap on the back of your watch before you hand it to someone else to change a battery! I seriously hate having to not only touch a watch like that, I also hate having to chisel it off before I can even get the back off it! *gags*

And, since I'm on work now, why was I called for a question that only a manager can take care of? A woman was complaining about the lack of leggings and wanted to know why it was empty and if I could order more. I told her that I'm just a lowly associate, couldn't believe fitting room called me for that crap, and told fitting room that it was a question/complaint/request that only a zone, department, or assistant manager could answer...*rams head into wall*

It snowed Wednesday, heavy too. Mr. I was disappointed the next morning when the roads were nice and clear and he had to go to school XD.

Nemuri decided he wanted to fall out of his poster frame this morning. He's still crooked in the frame XD

I had a good V-Day...Even bought myself a little Daryl vinyl figure. He's so cute!!!

A joke for you a manager told me: "A guy was standing outside of a small country store. He saw a guy ride up on horseback, tie it to a hitching post, go around to the horse's rear where he proceeded to lift up the horse's tail and kiss it right on it's butthole. The first guy was like, "did I just see that?!?" So he asked the other guy, "Excuse me sir, but did I just see you kiss your horse's butthole?" The one on horseback said, "Yes, you did." He then asked, "Why did you do that?" To which "Because I have chapped lips" was the reply. Confused, he then asked, "What does that do for them?" To which the horse rider said, "It keeps me from licking my lips" XD

And I had a G dream. It was footage like from I Love You All DVD, and it was G backstage getting ready for the live. Only difference? He had his pants and thongs pulled down to his ankles. And apparently Magnum is magical, cuz it went for really large, to very small, back to large, and from hairy, to silky smooth, to stubbly. So now we know the secret of his secret child in Canada, and how it can change gender and age XD LOL.

Profile

castle
sarahlgollum
sarahlgollum

Latest Month

May 2014
S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Syndicate

RSS Atom
Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow